Funny Qoutes

"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
-unknown
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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems 
like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein
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"The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the
morning
and does not stop until you get into the office." 
- Robert Frost
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"Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
-unknown
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"Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 
-unknown
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"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't
know
where to shop."
-unknown
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"Most people are only alive because it is illegal
to
shoot them."